Klance Week 2018 Day 1

Klance Week Day 1: Fake Relationship

Coran has invited several delegates to the Castle for dinner and mingle. Some of the female guests appear to have taken a liking to Keith. Lance decided to save him. 

Lance (taking a seat in Keith’s lap): Sorry Ladies, I hate to inform you, but Keith is unavailable.

Keith: Unavailable for what?

Lance, ignoring him: In fact, he is mine. We are madly in love.   

Keith croaks: What?

Lance places a kiss high on Keith’s cheek near his ear and whispers: Follow my lead.

Lance plants a kiss hard on Keith’s mouth. 

Keith reddens then whispers in to Lance’s ear: What are you doing?

Lance whispering back: I over heard Coran’s guests talking about kidnapping you and making you their baby daddy. 

Keith chokes on his own breath.

Lance: I didn’t think your gay ass would like that.

Keith pauses for a moment then says: True, but I like this. 

Keith winks and kisses him dramatically.

This time Lance is flustered. 

Lance: Wait, what?